Here at Java Break we try to remain neutral with our public statements regarding the great political issues of the day.  But with the issue of Conan versus Leno and the fate of The Tonight Show and the American way of lIfe hanging in the balance, we can not with a clear conscience remain silent any longer.  Too much is at stake and we feel we must weigh in with our personal feelings regardless of the possible alienation of our Leno-nite JB customers.

Leno is an unfunny, condescending, Dorito schilling hack. Conan is an awesomely funny guy with original ideas who wrote for the Simpsons when it was still funny.  There...it had to be said.  Conan rules...Leno drools. Or as our own Justin would say Conan is dank and Leno is rank.

As much as we hate hitler, he has brilliantly summed up our feelings about the whole fiasco here.

Our great country is based on the inclusiveness and acceptance of all faiths and beliefs. Conan exemplifies this American ideal by having written  a Christmas song for people of the Mormon faith as seen below. Conan is tasty like grandma's apple pie.  And that is why we are part of Team Conan.