Here at Java Break we try to remain neutral with our public statements regarding the great political issues of the day. But with the issue of Conan versus Leno and the fate of The Tonight Show and the American way of lIfe hanging in the balance, we can not with a clear conscience remain silent any longer. Too much is at stake and we feel we must weigh in with our personal feelings regardless of the possible alienation of our Leno-nite JB customers.
Leno is an unfunny, condescending, Dorito schilling hack. Conan is an awesomely funny guy with original ideas who wrote for the Simpsons when it was still funny. There...it had to be said. Conan rules...Leno drools. Or as our own Justin would say Conan is dank and Leno is rank.
As much as we hate hitler, he has brilliantly summed up our feelings about the whole fiasco here.
Our great country is based on the inclusiveness and acceptance of all faiths and beliefs. Conan exemplifies this American ideal by having written a Christmas song for people of the Mormon faith as seen below. Conan is tasty like grandma's apple pie. And that is why we are part of Team Conan.
Puke filled hangovers, fist fights, stolen kites, hot chicks, blacked out memories, and copious amounts of tequila make this parody way better than the original...or at least more fun.
Q: How many emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They'd rather sit in the dark and cry.
If you are really that disturbed, these would be scar marks instead of tattoos. On a positive note, you have the ability to find beauty in darkness. Unfortunately, you feel compelled to make others read your poetry about it.
We're the first to scream from the rooftops that top 10 music is mostly manufactured and regurgitated crap. But this mashup from DJ Earworm of Billboard's top 25 songs from 2009 is pretty effin' cool. In a decade that has shown very little artistic originality , it's ironic that one of the few newish and undergroundish things was the mashup. That was until the tv show Glee brought the mashup to the mainstream.
Here's another fun mashup of what Starwars would be like if it was a popular low-budget 80's tv show.
You wear a v-neck tee, drink PBR, and smoke Parliament ciggies...Too easy....Next! On a positive note you exude uniqueness and have an ability to spot trends....while reading Vice Magazine and tweeting about your drunken bike ride home from the bar at 2am on your vintage Schwinn fixed-gear... Ironic? We don't think so.
